My Birthday

Why Hello, didn't see you there. [Ew, sounds weird.]

My birthday, is going fanfuckingtabulous. Just letting you all know. I've been chillaxing, well up until a few hours ago when my 8 siblings arrived... shit they're annoying, but whatever, isn't that what siblings are for? They're all staying at my house, even the ones who live in California, shitty for me... but whatever.

News news news: I'm meeting Anna Wintour again, and she said this to me today:

"Oh Jessica! Can I tell you how many times a dog's chewed my shoes? You'll be getting another pair of exclusive, rare, Gucci heals from me." xoxoAnna

In an e-mail! So fucking fantabulous! I love that woman... amazing how nice & kind she is... lmao. I'm so happy, the lil' bitch Budda's doin Jessi some good yo!

xoxo
Jess