Epic Fail

Honestly I thought I'd only update this thing once, and then never touch it again. Obviously that didn't happen, I "used to" update this thing a lot. I failed to update it for 10 days though, leaving it draining away in my lonely thoughts. That's unfortunate, but whatever. I call it an epic fail, I got this far and ruined my lets call it "record".

Right now, I'm on my way to Paris, France everybody. I'm on my private jet (so fancy, I know.) and I'll be in Paris in thirty two minutes, how exciting. After Paris I'm heading to London to work & relax a little bit, have some fun there with some cute British boys, oh la la. Seriously, there are some boys there that honestly I mind rape, they're are fiiinnee.

Others, aren't the most attractive people on earth. Don't worry, non of you know who I'm talking about. (:

Anyway yesterday I went to Vancouver with Jenna and we met up with Carlie & friends. It was really sunny outside and everything and around 6:00 we went for dinner at The Boathouse. Around 7:00, well before that, it started pouring rain. We were like "What the hell?" and I was driving. Later it started really pouring, & there was thunder & lightening! I had NEVER seen anything like it, except when I had been in Texas as a kid.

The highlight of the night was seeing someone attached to an IV (coming from Vancouver General Hospital apparently,) walking around. We guessed he was buying cigarettes somewhere because you can't buy them in the hospital. Well, tough chance of buying smokes when you're wearing a hospital gown and you have an IV thing attached to you... umm...?

So Carlie lives in West Vancouver so around 9:00 we finally headed home after watching the storm carry on. I was freaking out driving back because the sky was orange 'n shit, we thought we were in a Stephen King novel. I drove way faster than usual (meaning I drove REALLY REALLY fast,) because I thought that way the lightening wouldn't hit us. Ha ha.

When we got home the POWER WAS OUT, God damn. Thank God for phones & laptops, I could keep us entertained. After awhile we went to our friends house with power, and hung out 'n stuff. Then around 11:00 or 12:00 the power finally came back on and we went home, to find a house full of boys. (Carlie lives with her boyfriend.). They were playing video games and they had been in Horseshoe Bay park standing under a tree drinking.Come on, I know I'm smarter than that.

The funny thing was, the next morning we read the news and four people had been struck by lightening from standing under a tree. Hilarious, really.

Anyway just updating.

xoxo
Jess