I came back from a run today, and I saw black leather bits all over my carpet... so I follow the trail, and to my surprise there's the little shit [my dog, Budda] eating away at my exclusive and rare expensive Gucci heals! I would say "Whatever, I'll buy another pair." but I can't, they were given to me exclusively by Anna Wintour in Paris after a runway appearance! Sucks, right?
I said to the son of a bitch [since bitches are female dogs, it's not appropriate to call him just a 'bitch'.] "Thanks for the birthday present," and laughed at him. It sucks, I was kind of supposed to bring those back to Paris later this month, not to give back, to show Anna that I still wore them... you know this sucks big time, but whatever... I'll find some similar pair or something.
My dog is the bitchiest person you'll ever meet- as anyone, Cami, Ashley, anyone who's met that little bitch.
xoxo
Jess
PS: I'm not an animal hater, I very much love my dog, Budda, along with my two cat's Buddy and Jasmine... but sometimes they piss me off. I promise, and swear on my life, that I'm not an animal abuser.
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