Honestly I thought I'd only update this thing once, and then never touch it again. Obviously that didn't happen, I "used to" update this thing a lot. I failed to update it for 10 days though, leaving it draining away in my lonely thoughts. That's unfortunate, but whatever. I call it an epic fail, I got this far and ruined my lets call it "record".
Right now, I'm on my way to Paris, France everybody. I'm on my private jet (so fancy, I know.) and I'll be in Paris in thirty two minutes, how exciting. After Paris I'm heading to London to work & relax a little bit, have some fun there with some cute British boys, oh la la. Seriously, there are some boys there that honestly I mind rape, they're are fiiinnee.
Others, aren't the most attractive people on earth. Don't worry, non of you know who I'm talking about. (:
Anyway yesterday I went to Vancouver with Jenna and we met up with Carlie & friends. It was really sunny outside and everything and around 6:00 we went for dinner at The Boathouse. Around 7:00, well before that, it started pouring rain. We were like "What the hell?" and I was driving. Later it started really pouring, & there was thunder & lightening! I had NEVER seen anything like it, except when I had been in Texas as a kid.
The highlight of the night was seeing someone attached to an IV (coming from Vancouver General Hospital apparently,) walking around. We guessed he was buying cigarettes somewhere because you can't buy them in the hospital. Well, tough chance of buying smokes when you're wearing a hospital gown and you have an IV thing attached to you... umm...?
So Carlie lives in West Vancouver so around 9:00 we finally headed home after watching the storm carry on. I was freaking out driving back because the sky was orange 'n shit, we thought we were in a Stephen King novel. I drove way faster than usual (meaning I drove REALLY REALLY fast,) because I thought that way the lightening wouldn't hit us. Ha ha.
When we got home the POWER WAS OUT, God damn. Thank God for phones & laptops, I could keep us entertained. After awhile we went to our friends house with power, and hung out 'n stuff. Then around 11:00 or 12:00 the power finally came back on and we went home, to find a house full of boys. (Carlie lives with her boyfriend.). They were playing video games and they had been in Horseshoe Bay park standing under a tree drinking.Come on, I know I'm smarter than that.
The funny thing was, the next morning we read the news and four people had been struck by lightening from standing under a tree. Hilarious, really.
Anyway just updating.
xoxo
Jess
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
It's Been Two Days
Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday I was busy well... Facebooking and throwing up I guess... sorry if that's too much information but I've been sick the past couple of days... my friend had the stomach flu and then I caught it and well yeah. Today I've been busy swimming and exploring, earlier today I went swimming, and I stayed in the ocean with my nieces nephews, brothers, and sisters for five hours no joke.
I love those nieces and nephews of mine, and my siblings. They keep me old. Well, not really but whatever I just felt like saying that because it's 12:32 AM and I'm hella bored! I've been staying awake really late this week and with an exception of two nights getting my drink on. Oh yes, right now I'm on my laptop drinking and soon I'm heading out, how awesome AM I? Very very very awesome, you don't even know. Haha
I'm listening to I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) because it's my favorite song right now, don't comment... lol. This whole "blogging" think is fun, honestly I thought I'd do it once but give up but I almost at least 5 times a week, not bad eh?
Europe, well I have no clue when I'm going... but I'm still going, but only to France I think. I have other... um plans. (:
xoxo
Jess
I love those nieces and nephews of mine, and my siblings. They keep me old. Well, not really but whatever I just felt like saying that because it's 12:32 AM and I'm hella bored! I've been staying awake really late this week and with an exception of two nights getting my drink on. Oh yes, right now I'm on my laptop drinking and soon I'm heading out, how awesome AM I? Very very very awesome, you don't even know. Haha
I'm listening to I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) because it's my favorite song right now, don't comment... lol. This whole "blogging" think is fun, honestly I thought I'd do it once but give up but I almost at least 5 times a week, not bad eh?
Europe, well I have no clue when I'm going... but I'm still going, but only to France I think. I have other... um plans. (:
xoxo
Jess
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
One Day
I realized today... that one day when I'm ready, I've love to have a baby. It freaked me out when I wasn't ready and had two miscarriages, but today I started thinking, that in the next 10 years, maybe 11 or something, I'd love to have a baby. First of all I have to have a steady relationship though, or else I'm really screwed. Then, I have to be ready to stop the drinking partying, I mean I can still party, just not as hardcore.
It sounds crazy and stupid, but the truth is I adore kids, I adore my nieces and nephews. I do know how to change diapers and all that stuff, I'm not that dumb ha ha. Of course they get annoying when they're screaming and whining and crying, but otherwise they're the cutest things ever and I love them.
I know it sounds stupid, but I think way ahead of things, literally.
xoxo
Jess
It sounds crazy and stupid, but the truth is I adore kids, I adore my nieces and nephews. I do know how to change diapers and all that stuff, I'm not that dumb ha ha. Of course they get annoying when they're screaming and whining and crying, but otherwise they're the cutest things ever and I love them.
I know it sounds stupid, but I think way ahead of things, literally.
xoxo
Jess
Saturday, July 11, 2009
I'm Home
After a long flight from London England to Los Angeles California, I'm home safe in my own environment. Today has been interesting, but I'm glad to be home. Basically what happened today, is I came home, looked at my living room, and cried. I cried because I have pictures of my family everywhere around my house, because I love my family so much. It hurt, to see all those pictures of my brother and my dad.
Then I got over it and drank some RedBull for an energy boost, just because it was 6:00 AM and I felt like it. I walked around my house, swam in my pool, and ate some healthy breakfast, really I mean it when I say healthy. I played RockBand 2 with my sister for a little bit, that was fun and entertaining, especially when I kept getting higher scores than her. :) To your surprise, I am actually a good singer, oh yes.
Then, I was itching to go on Facebook so of course I did... spent an hour or two on it, and then I finally logged off and started to pack for Dominican Republic (It's in the Carribean, I think.) and then around 10:30 AM, I went into my sister Amanda's room and found her drinking (She's 17, by the way. You can add her, Amandaa Maayfiieeld) out of the bottle. I officially had to lock up my homebar, that was depressing.
Then I came back on Facebook, then logged off again... and I moped around being all "depressed" and sad, which is not fun. I need to keep myself occupied or else it will most definitely happen, and it sucks.
xoxo
Jess
Then I got over it and drank some RedBull for an energy boost, just because it was 6:00 AM and I felt like it. I walked around my house, swam in my pool, and ate some healthy breakfast, really I mean it when I say healthy. I played RockBand 2 with my sister for a little bit, that was fun and entertaining, especially when I kept getting higher scores than her. :) To your surprise, I am actually a good singer, oh yes.
Then, I was itching to go on Facebook so of course I did... spent an hour or two on it, and then I finally logged off and started to pack for Dominican Republic (It's in the Carribean, I think.) and then around 10:30 AM, I went into my sister Amanda's room and found her drinking (She's 17, by the way. You can add her, Amandaa Maayfiieeld) out of the bottle. I officially had to lock up my homebar, that was depressing.
Then I came back on Facebook, then logged off again... and I moped around being all "depressed" and sad, which is not fun. I need to keep myself occupied or else it will most definitely happen, and it sucks.
xoxo
Jess
**Update**
I haven't mentioned in my blog yet that my father has passed away as of yesterday, and so that's why I am home in Los Angeles, just in case some of you didn't know. xoxo
Friday, July 10, 2009
A Lot Can Happen In A Few Days....
So, I was roaming around my house on July 8th just in the morning being me, and then I get a phone call from my mom. "Jess Jess Jess! Your Dad was in London, he was in a car crash. Jess he's not doing well! He's in critical condition!" she was crying to me on the phone. She warned me not to go to the hospital yet, so I obeyed. Then I went to the mall with my sister Amanda, and I get a call from the bank, and my credit card has been stolen because they asked me if I bought certain items, and I knew I had shopping issues, but I didn't buy those types of things. So, I kept shopping anyway thinking "Am I going to be broke tomorrow?". Then, I came home and basically went "mental" as my brother called it, and started drinking... I had three drinks and then I was shitwrecked. My brother stopped me, and thank God I wasn't drunk in the next hour.
The next day I went to Chicago, but before I left I sadly canceled my credit card, I wasn't going to let some random stranger keep using it! I went, and got there around 2:00 Chicago time. I took a nap, and remembered that I was picking up Dani from the train station at 3:00. Well I slept a little overtime, and my alarm clock went off, but I obviously didn't hear it. Unfortunately, I never got a chance to meet up with Dani, which makes me very sad. I even got a new phone just for Chicago, how crazy am I?
Then, that night, I got a call from my mom. She told me that it was time to come to London and see my dad, because he'd gotten worse, and he's not awaking. So at around 10:30 last night, I caught an eight hour flight to London, England, which is where I am now. I'm actually sitting in a hospital waiting room, which is very unpleasant, I hate hospitals a lot. My whole family is here basically, minus Amanda. We're all comforting each other, and going in with our mom one at a time, because we're a family of 7 at the moment, it's a little too many people.
Just thought I'd do an update, because I haven't update my blog in three days! I broke my promise, whoops. I'll still be updating Facebook, just because.
xoxo
Jess
The next day I went to Chicago, but before I left I sadly canceled my credit card, I wasn't going to let some random stranger keep using it! I went, and got there around 2:00 Chicago time. I took a nap, and remembered that I was picking up Dani from the train station at 3:00. Well I slept a little overtime, and my alarm clock went off, but I obviously didn't hear it. Unfortunately, I never got a chance to meet up with Dani, which makes me very sad. I even got a new phone just for Chicago, how crazy am I?
Then, that night, I got a call from my mom. She told me that it was time to come to London and see my dad, because he'd gotten worse, and he's not awaking. So at around 10:30 last night, I caught an eight hour flight to London, England, which is where I am now. I'm actually sitting in a hospital waiting room, which is very unpleasant, I hate hospitals a lot. My whole family is here basically, minus Amanda. We're all comforting each other, and going in with our mom one at a time, because we're a family of 7 at the moment, it's a little too many people.
Just thought I'd do an update, because I haven't update my blog in three days! I broke my promise, whoops. I'll still be updating Facebook, just because.
xoxo
Jess
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Boredom Sucks
Hasn't anyone noticed that everyday, even if you're a busy person, you're freakin' bored? I definitely have, and it sucks, let me tell you that. The good thing is, is that I am leaving in two days for Chicago to see Dani [awesomness,] but that bad news is, what do I do until then??
I'm already packed, except for stuff I'll need... and well yeah I think I've watched every TV show & movie I own today, not really, but whatever. FTR: I love Zack and Miri Make A Porno, and I love Seth Rogen, marry me?
I'm bored. God help me.
xoxo
Jess
I'm already packed, except for stuff I'll need... and well yeah I think I've watched every TV show & movie I own today, not really, but whatever. FTR: I love Zack and Miri Make A Porno, and I love Seth Rogen, marry me?
I'm bored. God help me.
xoxo
Jess
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us
Can anybody relate? I can. It happens all the time with me, which is why my relationships probably suck balls. It happens every time. For example.
In high school, I spent all this time adoring someone who didn't like me, and it was pretty much what you see in those movies what happen, I would be like "Hi," and all flirty. Then there was a friend of mine who was a guy, who I basically ignored because I didn't like him, I liked the other popular, jock guy.
Well the one day he tries to talk to me, tries to tell him he "loves me" but then I keep pushing him out of the way whenever this guy comes around, to make him actually for once notice me.
Then what happened, is that jock finally noticed me, but took advantage of me... you know what's coming. He takes me to one of those big parties with alcohol and drugs, and gets wasted, and tries to pull me in bed. Then I finally realized, it wasn't him... he was a jerk and a loser! This was graduating year, so I was 17 or 16.
I had to walk home, and I was scared shitless because I lied to my parents, and now I smelled like pot & alcohol. So I went home, and collapsed onto my mom in her arms pretty much, and I told her the truth. I felt like I was dying that night, I was tricked, and the guy didn't even like me, he was trying to use me for sex.
The next morning, I walked over to the guys house, but he'd moved on from me, he had a girlfriend, one of my friends. I waited too long, I pushed him away.
This happens, all the time. I'm trying to say something here. Don't love someone who doesn't love you the same way back, love someone who can give you back the love you're giving.
xoxo
Jess
PS: Like I said, birthday's make me think a lot. I thought about this yesterday, and never posted it. Now I'm bored, and decided to post it... I don't know. <3
In high school, I spent all this time adoring someone who didn't like me, and it was pretty much what you see in those movies what happen, I would be like "Hi," and all flirty. Then there was a friend of mine who was a guy, who I basically ignored because I didn't like him, I liked the other popular, jock guy.
Well the one day he tries to talk to me, tries to tell him he "loves me" but then I keep pushing him out of the way whenever this guy comes around, to make him actually for once notice me.
Then what happened, is that jock finally noticed me, but took advantage of me... you know what's coming. He takes me to one of those big parties with alcohol and drugs, and gets wasted, and tries to pull me in bed. Then I finally realized, it wasn't him... he was a jerk and a loser! This was graduating year, so I was 17 or 16.
I had to walk home, and I was scared shitless because I lied to my parents, and now I smelled like pot & alcohol. So I went home, and collapsed onto my mom in her arms pretty much, and I told her the truth. I felt like I was dying that night, I was tricked, and the guy didn't even like me, he was trying to use me for sex.
The next morning, I walked over to the guys house, but he'd moved on from me, he had a girlfriend, one of my friends. I waited too long, I pushed him away.
This happens, all the time. I'm trying to say something here. Don't love someone who doesn't love you the same way back, love someone who can give you back the love you're giving.
xoxo
Jess
PS: Like I said, birthday's make me think a lot. I thought about this yesterday, and never posted it. Now I'm bored, and decided to post it... I don't know. <3
Do you guys know what this is? THIS my friends is a yearbook class photo picture, which I wish to say that "You can't find it anywhere else," but sadly, it's been leaked onto the internet. I'll update this later, with an arrow pointing to me, and an arrow pointing to Ashley, we're both in here, but we're not beside each other.You'll probably find her anyway before I have to point it out with a circle around our heads, but I'm bored right now, and officially 22 so I just feel like doing whatever the hell I want, you know?
NO STEALING, take a look.
=]
xoxo
Jess
New Dog
I Need Some Suggestions!
I need to get Budda a "playmate" in hopes that he won't chew my shoes anymore... any suggestions on what type of dog to get? I'm totally clueless, so I'm definitely in need of some extreme help. Budda's pissing me off with all of his shoe chewing & clothes barfing, so really I' in desperate need here.
Budda's very friendly with all types of dogs, thank God. He hates the cats, so they're not distracting Budda from any chewing or anything... that mega sucks. Really, it does.
THANK YOU.
xoxo
Jess
I need to get Budda a "playmate" in hopes that he won't chew my shoes anymore... any suggestions on what type of dog to get? I'm totally clueless, so I'm definitely in need of some extreme help. Budda's pissing me off with all of his shoe chewing & clothes barfing, so really I' in desperate need here.
Budda's very friendly with all types of dogs, thank God. He hates the cats, so they're not distracting Budda from any chewing or anything... that mega sucks. Really, it does.
THANK YOU.
xoxo
Jess
Monday, July 6, 2009
Guess What
I have yet some more good news, that I think just has to be shared. After a few years of great modeling, I'll be in a magazine, I just got the call today from my boss! I'm not quite sure which one yet, it'll be a good one, for definite. Elite Model Management's only the best. Well I've been in magazines before, but nothing like the great ones... only little ad's in People 'n shit.
I know it will be fancy, formal, & awesome. I'm so effing excited! I'm doing the modeling shoot in France, and it'll be with some of my "fellow models" as I like to say. A.K.A, my sisters. I have tons of sisters, craziness right? Anyway, so far this has been the best birthday ever for me, like really.
I'll keep you posted with information, and tell you what magazine! I've been in ad's for Gucci and Vera Wang, but never in magazines!!!
xoxo
Jess
I know it will be fancy, formal, & awesome. I'm so effing excited! I'm doing the modeling shoot in France, and it'll be with some of my "fellow models" as I like to say. A.K.A, my sisters. I have tons of sisters, craziness right? Anyway, so far this has been the best birthday ever for me, like really.
I'll keep you posted with information, and tell you what magazine! I've been in ad's for Gucci and Vera Wang, but never in magazines!!!
xoxo
Jess
My Birthday
Why Hello, didn't see you there. [Ew, sounds weird.]
My birthday, is going fanfuckingtabulous. Just letting you all know. I've been chillaxing, well up until a few hours ago when my 8 siblings arrived... shit they're annoying, but whatever, isn't that what siblings are for? They're all staying at my house, even the ones who live in California, shitty for me... but whatever.
News news news: I'm meeting Anna Wintour again, and she said this to me today:
"Oh Jessica! Can I tell you how many times a dog's chewed my shoes? You'll be getting another pair of exclusive, rare, Gucci heals from me." xoxoAnna
In an e-mail! So fucking fantabulous! I love that woman... amazing how nice & kind she is... lmao. I'm so happy, the lil' bitch Budda's doin Jessi some good yo!
xoxo
Jess
My birthday, is going fanfuckingtabulous. Just letting you all know. I've been chillaxing, well up until a few hours ago when my 8 siblings arrived... shit they're annoying, but whatever, isn't that what siblings are for? They're all staying at my house, even the ones who live in California, shitty for me... but whatever.
News news news: I'm meeting Anna Wintour again, and she said this to me today:
"Oh Jessica! Can I tell you how many times a dog's chewed my shoes? You'll be getting another pair of exclusive, rare, Gucci heals from me." xoxoAnna
In an e-mail! So fucking fantabulous! I love that woman... amazing how nice & kind she is... lmao. I'm so happy, the lil' bitch Budda's doin Jessi some good yo!
xoxo
Jess
I Am Very Pissed At This Son of a Bitch
I came back from a run today, and I saw black leather bits all over my carpet... so I follow the trail, and to my surprise there's the little shit [my dog, Budda] eating away at my exclusive and rare expensive Gucci heals! I would say "Whatever, I'll buy another pair." but I can't, they were given to me exclusively by Anna Wintour in Paris after a runway appearance! Sucks, right?
I said to the son of a bitch [since bitches are female dogs, it's not appropriate to call him just a 'bitch'.] "Thanks for the birthday present," and laughed at him. It sucks, I was kind of supposed to bring those back to Paris later this month, not to give back, to show Anna that I still wore them... you know this sucks big time, but whatever... I'll find some similar pair or something.
My dog is the bitchiest person you'll ever meet- as anyone, Cami, Ashley, anyone who's met that little bitch.
xoxo
Jess
PS: I'm not an animal hater, I very much love my dog, Budda, along with my two cat's Buddy and Jasmine... but sometimes they piss me off. I promise, and swear on my life, that I'm not an animal abuser.
<3
I said to the son of a bitch [since bitches are female dogs, it's not appropriate to call him just a 'bitch'.] "Thanks for the birthday present," and laughed at him. It sucks, I was kind of supposed to bring those back to Paris later this month, not to give back, to show Anna that I still wore them... you know this sucks big time, but whatever... I'll find some similar pair or something.
My dog is the bitchiest person you'll ever meet- as anyone, Cami, Ashley, anyone who's met that little bitch.
xoxo
Jess
PS: I'm not an animal hater, I very much love my dog, Budda, along with my two cat's Buddy and Jasmine... but sometimes they piss me off. I promise, and swear on my life, that I'm not an animal abuser.
<3
It's My Birthday! Good Morning
I'm in hell right now, I'm so hungover! Last night at around 12AM, Cami and I went clubbing, and let me tell you, that's the most wasted I've been in awhile. So technically it was the started of my birthday, yes!
Today, I, Jessica Mayfield, am turning 22 years young, not old. You're not old if you can laugh. Which I do almost every moment, like right now... :] It's not technically my birthday, because I wasn't born until 8:29PM, oh yes, I know what time I was born... in Miami Florida, July 6th 1987 my mother and father welcomed me into their family, which was already fucking huge! My mom & dad would have been... oh I guess 22? They started their family so young it was craziness, but whatever.
So, happy birthday to anyone else who's blowing their candles today, and if you are, you're really awesome.
Happy birthday ME!
xoxo
Jess
Today, I, Jessica Mayfield, am turning 22 years young, not old. You're not old if you can laugh. Which I do almost every moment, like right now... :] It's not technically my birthday, because I wasn't born until 8:29PM, oh yes, I know what time I was born... in Miami Florida, July 6th 1987 my mother and father welcomed me into their family, which was already fucking huge! My mom & dad would have been... oh I guess 22? They started their family so young it was craziness, but whatever.
So, happy birthday to anyone else who's blowing their candles today, and if you are, you're really awesome.
Happy birthday ME!
xoxo
Jess
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Just A Heads Up
Just a forewarning, but while I'm in Europe there are no promises that I'll be on Facebook too much. I'm considering have a "No Facebook" rule while I'm traveling, on only updating my blog and checking my e-mails. Just a little decision I'm thinking about, just because I feel like "trying something new" which might be healthy for me, who knows!
I promise to update my blog every single day, and answer my e-mails, no doubt. Once again, I have two e-mails that I frequently use, one for Hotmail, well MSN, and the other for just e-mailing, which is Gmail.
MSN: yourstruly.theheartlessbich@hotmail.com [No promises to whether I'll be on MSN that much, just because I'll be "on the move" a lot.]
E-mailing yourspersonaljaxcutie@gmail.com [Do you like my spelling error? That was not on purpose, stupid me!]
Don't be shy, e-mail me for Christ' sakes! ;]
I'll still be social, it's not like I'm burrying myself into a deep black hole or anything, I'm just taking a short break from Facebook, and updating my adventures on my blog here... or maybe I'll even create a new blog, just for Europe!
I'm also considering a trial of no Facebook while I'm visiting Dani in Chicago, just to see how it goes and if I'm "prepared" to say goodbye to Facebook for a month and a bit!
For all of you who are reading my blog off of Facebook, the link to my blog is http://www.itsjessiibitch.blogspot.com/ because I'm also considering deleting my account while it's not in use, but don't worry I can bring it back when I want it back, I promise. Also, get your lazy asses off of Facebook, and actually go to the REAL blog!! ;]
xoxo
Jess
**UPDATE**
Forgot to mention that I will be updating my Twitter! Completely forgot about ol' Twitter here. It's good, because all I want to do is update. See, you'll all still be informed, it's all cool.
I promise to update my blog every single day, and answer my e-mails, no doubt. Once again, I have two e-mails that I frequently use, one for Hotmail, well MSN, and the other for just e-mailing, which is Gmail.
MSN: yourstruly.theheartlessbich@hotmail.com [No promises to whether I'll be on MSN that much, just because I'll be "on the move" a lot.]
E-mailing yourspersonaljaxcutie@gmail.com [Do you like my spelling error? That was not on purpose, stupid me!]
Don't be shy, e-mail me for Christ' sakes! ;]
I'll still be social, it's not like I'm burrying myself into a deep black hole or anything, I'm just taking a short break from Facebook, and updating my adventures on my blog here... or maybe I'll even create a new blog, just for Europe!
I'm also considering a trial of no Facebook while I'm visiting Dani in Chicago, just to see how it goes and if I'm "prepared" to say goodbye to Facebook for a month and a bit!
For all of you who are reading my blog off of Facebook, the link to my blog is http://www.itsjessiibitch.blogspot.com/ because I'm also considering deleting my account while it's not in use, but don't worry I can bring it back when I want it back, I promise. Also, get your lazy asses off of Facebook, and actually go to the REAL blog!! ;]
xoxo
Jess
**UPDATE**
Forgot to mention that I will be updating my Twitter! Completely forgot about ol' Twitter here. It's good, because all I want to do is update. See, you'll all still be informed, it's all cool.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else
That's my feeling today, it really is. Otherwise I'm great, and happy, but that's taking over me this moment. I'm sure people have had this feeling before, you love someone who's taken? Well, that's sort of me I guess, I'm confused. It's actually my ex-boyfriend, who I'm of course still in love with, and he's moved on, after a week... got a new girlfriend, I saw them holding hands today went I went to Starbucks, so disgusting.
Jake was nice, really nice, but he called it off because of "business". Apparently this girl works with him, so I understand I guess... at least I never saw this when we were going out. I waved, and it was hilarious, their faces both went red! He looked like he was sorry, so I think he's actually a great guy, he just needed someone different.
It's understandable, of course nobody wants the neighborhood whore.
xoxo
Jess
Jake was nice, really nice, but he called it off because of "business". Apparently this girl works with him, so I understand I guess... at least I never saw this when we were going out. I waved, and it was hilarious, their faces both went red! He looked like he was sorry, so I think he's actually a great guy, he just needed someone different.
It's understandable, of course nobody wants the neighborhood whore.
xoxo
Jess
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Congratulations, Dana Reed!
Congratulations to my sister in law, Dana who just had a healthy baby girl 19 minutes ago in Miami, Florida! The baby is three days early, and 7 pounds! Really healthy! I'm an aunt to a fourth kid... ew that makes me sound old.
Oh yeah, congratulations to you too, shit face (brother,) for having another baby... for knocking up your wife again. Ever heard of birth control... OR CONDOMS!!??
=)
xoxo
Jess
Oh yeah, congratulations to you too, shit face (brother,) for having another baby... for knocking up your wife again. Ever heard of birth control... OR CONDOMS!!??
=)
xoxo
Jess
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY
Oh yes, Happy Fourth of July... completely forgot the whole reason of why I'm at Cami's. Her mom is cooking her family (including me,) a Brazilian dinner, then we're going to see fireworks I think.
Then, her sweetie pie hunny bunch, Joe might fly here to see her. Aw<3
Anyway, bye!
xoxo
Jess
Then, her sweetie pie hunny bunch, Joe might fly here to see her. Aw<3
Anyway, bye!
xoxo
Jess
Silly Silly Camilla
Camilla thinks I'm like... totally obsessed with Nick Jonas because I was joking around about how he's pretty "cute".Honestly, I'm not a pedophile, REALLY! =)
Sorry that your soon to be sister in law is such a wack job, Nick.
xoxo
Jess
PS: I'm at Cam's, and we're so lame. <3
Sorry that your soon to be sister in law is such a wack job, Nick.
xoxo
Jess
PS: I'm at Cam's, and we're so lame. <3
Friday, July 3, 2009
R,I.P
It's been a really sad week knowing that two beloved celebrities, Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett have passed away, both due to health conditions. I hope they're doing good in heaven... and well yeah.
In tribute to Michael Jackson, I changed my Facebook name (mainly as a joke, but still.) to Billie Jean, one of his hit songs. Also, I've been listening to his music like mad, and replaying my favorite songs over and over and over again.
My favorite songs are most definitely Billie Jean, Beat It, Thriller, Rock My World, Black and White, and Smooth Criminal. He has so many songs, that it's hard to remember them all, but those are the ones I know off by heart. Ask me to recite the lyrics- well I'd be glad to.
I'm slightly concerned about the fact that Michael's death is getting more publicity than Farrah's... I feel quite bad for her actually. They both passed away, on the same day. Why should one of them get more publicity then the other? Sure, Farrah wasn't as famous but she's still a human, who unfortunately lost a battle to Cancer.
I am equally saddened by both deaths, and will always respect those two individuals. Farrah really was beautiful, and what seemed like an angel. I always loved watching Charlies Angels Re-Runs when I was a kid, and I was overjoyed when they made movies =)
Rest in Peace Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett!
Over all, my favorite thing Farrah was in was most definitely the Charlies Angels television show, most definitely. I still watch re-runs this day.
xoxo
Jess
In tribute to Michael Jackson, I changed my Facebook name (mainly as a joke, but still.) to Billie Jean, one of his hit songs. Also, I've been listening to his music like mad, and replaying my favorite songs over and over and over again.
My favorite songs are most definitely Billie Jean, Beat It, Thriller, Rock My World, Black and White, and Smooth Criminal. He has so many songs, that it's hard to remember them all, but those are the ones I know off by heart. Ask me to recite the lyrics- well I'd be glad to.
I'm slightly concerned about the fact that Michael's death is getting more publicity than Farrah's... I feel quite bad for her actually. They both passed away, on the same day. Why should one of them get more publicity then the other? Sure, Farrah wasn't as famous but she's still a human, who unfortunately lost a battle to Cancer.
I am equally saddened by both deaths, and will always respect those two individuals. Farrah really was beautiful, and what seemed like an angel. I always loved watching Charlies Angels Re-Runs when I was a kid, and I was overjoyed when they made movies =)
Rest in Peace Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett!
Over all, my favorite thing Farrah was in was most definitely the Charlies Angels television show, most definitely. I still watch re-runs this day.
xoxo
Jess
Awesome Facebook Name(s)
Yesterday on Facebook, I was really bored and annoyed with the name "Jessica Bamaramaboomboom" because I thought it was too long... so I went ahead and started thinking about Michael Jackson, and his song Billie Jean, which of course I grew up listening to!
It didn't work at first, but I let it sit for awhile... still wasn't going through. (I'm not very patient..) so I went onto my private account, and changed my name to Billie Jean. When I came on Facebook today, to my surprise it worked- on both accounts! Shit! I thought to myself, it was going to confuse a lot of people- which it is.
I think it's pretty cool, and at one point on the whole 'alternate name' thing, I changed it to MichaelJacksons Luffer which made it go in brackets beside Billie Jean, I thought it was suitable for the name, but Camilla just told me to grow up. =)
Then, I changed it to Ineedto Growup which I think I'll keep it that way, because whenever I add people that's what it will show up as.... interesting, right? So people better know my face, or else you'll be very confused!
xoxo
Billie Jean
It didn't work at first, but I let it sit for awhile... still wasn't going through. (I'm not very patient..) so I went onto my private account, and changed my name to Billie Jean. When I came on Facebook today, to my surprise it worked- on both accounts! Shit! I thought to myself, it was going to confuse a lot of people- which it is.
I think it's pretty cool, and at one point on the whole 'alternate name' thing, I changed it to MichaelJacksons Luffer which made it go in brackets beside Billie Jean, I thought it was suitable for the name, but Camilla just told me to grow up. =)
Then, I changed it to Ineedto Growup which I think I'll keep it that way, because whenever I add people that's what it will show up as.... interesting, right? So people better know my face, or else you'll be very confused!
xoxo
Billie Jean
Does anyone know that I have a Twitter? Yes, lots of people know because I have over 250 followers but still- just advertising it once again. =)
I'm barely on it, but it feels good having lots of followers, plus I follow everyone that follows me, that's just the way that it works.
http://www.twitter.com/jessiimaay is where my Twitter is, oh yes. I used to be obsessed with the name "Jessii Maay" for myself- no exact clue why, but whatever that's just the way I am. I know you can change your Twitter name, but I like it, it's unique... I think.
xoxo
Jess
I'm barely on it, but it feels good having lots of followers, plus I follow everyone that follows me, that's just the way that it works.
http://www.twitter.com/jessiimaay is where my Twitter is, oh yes. I used to be obsessed with the name "Jessii Maay" for myself- no exact clue why, but whatever that's just the way I am. I know you can change your Twitter name, but I like it, it's unique... I think.
xoxo
Jess
Why?
I'm curious why I have such bad luck, why all the bullshit happens to me, am I bad luck or something? Or am I just a bad person? I don't get why things happen the way they do, why things get out of control, it doesn't make sense to me. Why am I still here? What's keeping me alive? What would I end up like if I didn't have amazing family & friends? Who knows, I'd probably be a hooker. Life is just one question; why? For me, at least.
Shopping!
Everyone knows the West Edmonton mall is huge, right? Well I went there today of course, more shopping! I went to Aldo, American Eagle, American Apparel, Abercrombie, all that stuff. It was SO fun, SO fun.
I came out with like hundreds of bags, I can NOT leave a store without buying something, I'm that bad- really. I bought tons of stuff, I don't know where everythings going to fit because I do not throw things away.. like seriously I have clothes from 10th grade in my closet... well in Jacksonville. Not for long though, when the house sells my mom says "Jessica, unless you're taking this shit to Los Angeles, I'm chucking it out." Well jeez, thanks you ray of sunshine. :]
My addiction is sad, it's worse than my love for partying and drinking- and worse than my sick mind. It's that bad. I wont mention how much I spent- that'd be terrible, but take a guess, it'll be probably more than your guess.
I went to the fucking Apple Store- and came out with something. Like God, I have two laptops and a Mac computer already, Jesus I'm terrible. I bought...wait for it wait for it... a new cord for my iPod. My sisters cat chewed it, God Damnit.
xoxo
Jess
I came out with like hundreds of bags, I can NOT leave a store without buying something, I'm that bad- really. I bought tons of stuff, I don't know where everythings going to fit because I do not throw things away.. like seriously I have clothes from 10th grade in my closet... well in Jacksonville. Not for long though, when the house sells my mom says "Jessica, unless you're taking this shit to Los Angeles, I'm chucking it out." Well jeez, thanks you ray of sunshine. :]
My addiction is sad, it's worse than my love for partying and drinking- and worse than my sick mind. It's that bad. I wont mention how much I spent- that'd be terrible, but take a guess, it'll be probably more than your guess.
I went to the fucking Apple Store- and came out with something. Like God, I have two laptops and a Mac computer already, Jesus I'm terrible. I bought...wait for it wait for it... a new cord for my iPod. My sisters cat chewed it, God Damnit.
xoxo
Jess
Quick Trip To Edmonton!
At complete last minute, Camilla decided "Hey! I want to go visit Joe in Edmonton, just to surprise him." over Facebook, and then I practically invited myself, and then she asked me, woot. I thought this was a joke, but no I really went back to Canada after leaving it that very same day, I think I travel almost as much as the Jolie-Pitts!
I for some twisted reason have a private jet in my family, which remains in Los Angeles. Thank God my pilot was available that night, or else we would have been stuck on a like 5 hour flight with other people! *Scream*!
Camilla discovered my edible soap in the bathroom- oh yes there's such thing. My mom found it somewhere in South America or something, I don't really listen to her that much. All I know is that she's an amazing woman, and without her I wouldn't be here. Love you Mommy! =) Total randomness, but whatever.
Then, Cami also thought she was hearing my beloved dog, Budda barking in the bedroom! It freaked me out too, but then I remembered it was just the same type of dog, but my pilots. That's cool- I guess. I don't mind it.
Anyway, did people who don't live in Canada know that there's only a one hour time difference between Los Angeles and Edmonton? Haha. Random fact of the day, I didn't know that until going there for the fourth time yesterday, I guess I was on Los Angeles time every other time I went there- whoops.
xoxo
Jess
I for some twisted reason have a private jet in my family, which remains in Los Angeles. Thank God my pilot was available that night, or else we would have been stuck on a like 5 hour flight with other people! *Scream*!
Camilla discovered my edible soap in the bathroom- oh yes there's such thing. My mom found it somewhere in South America or something, I don't really listen to her that much. All I know is that she's an amazing woman, and without her I wouldn't be here. Love you Mommy! =) Total randomness, but whatever.
Then, Cami also thought she was hearing my beloved dog, Budda barking in the bedroom! It freaked me out too, but then I remembered it was just the same type of dog, but my pilots. That's cool- I guess. I don't mind it.
Anyway, did people who don't live in Canada know that there's only a one hour time difference between Los Angeles and Edmonton? Haha. Random fact of the day, I didn't know that until going there for the fourth time yesterday, I guess I was on Los Angeles time every other time I went there- whoops.
xoxo
Jess
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
I'm So Excited
Nobody except a few know how I'm obsessed with the Jonas Brothers (oh how they amuse me,) =) but now everyone does- so great. I love them all, so don't ask me to choose favorites, that's just mean. Kevin, Joe, and Nick- I love you. Nick, when you're 18, we're getting married.
On July 9th, I'm flying to Chicago, meeting up with Danii, and on the 10th, Jonas Brothers Concert! I'm so excited, my sister called me yesterday and told me she went to their concert in Vancouver, and that it was amazing but to be prepared to cry? I won't spread any details, because I don't have any except for the fact that it's good.
Excited excited excited! I'll probably still be hungover though- my birthday is on the 6th. =)
xoxo
Jess
On July 9th, I'm flying to Chicago, meeting up with Danii, and on the 10th, Jonas Brothers Concert! I'm so excited, my sister called me yesterday and told me she went to their concert in Vancouver, and that it was amazing but to be prepared to cry? I won't spread any details, because I don't have any except for the fact that it's good.
Excited excited excited! I'll probably still be hungover though- my birthday is on the 6th. =)
xoxo
Jess
Happy Canada Day!
It's July 1st, and all over Canada families are celebrating Canada Day, because well today is Canada Day. I make so much sense, right? Anyway, my point is, is that today is Canada Day and I'm in Toronto, which is in Ontario for you dumb asses which is obviously in Canada.
I'm not bored- because my sister, Courtney came with me, and a couple of my friends, and plus I'm here on work, which makes it funner because we like to get wasted and show up at work hungover, they give us excellent hangover treatments.
I just arrived awhile ago, and I've been celebrating Canada Day (soberly,) today. Fun fun, lots of kids, oh joy. ;)
xoxo
Jess
I'm not bored- because my sister, Courtney came with me, and a couple of my friends, and plus I'm here on work, which makes it funner because we like to get wasted and show up at work hungover, they give us excellent hangover treatments.
I just arrived awhile ago, and I've been celebrating Canada Day (soberly,) today. Fun fun, lots of kids, oh joy. ;)
xoxo
Jess
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