Around three weeks ago, I went back to my hometown of Jacksonville, Florida for a nice family visit. My friend Sam, who's had a crush on me forever (since Grade 3!) planned a date for us- which I was not too excited for. I said "I just got dumped," but he pushed it- big time.
So, he takes me to a beach and I was so telling him that this was being friends- no father than that, but what he did was so sweet, he got all my friends who were in Jacksonville that day there too :) I was in shock, I hadn't seen most of them since I graduated in 2005!
We were hanging out, and then my high school boyfriend came and talked to me, we were high school sweethearts. We only broke up because of modeling and I moved away, which is the same reason I broke up with my ex-fiancee and then boyfriend Connor (well we were together in LA,) because both of our jobs were starting out.
ANYWAY, they're both the biggest douche bags ever, fuck them all. Jake and I were together for three weeks, and today he drops the big douche bomb of "I've got to work all over the world for three months, 'babe' sorry it just won't work." well SCREW YOU you could've told me that a LOT earlier, asshole.
So now my message to you Jake Lan is this;
Go sit in a hole, screw a blow up dummy, and die. THANKS!
:D
xoxo
Jess
Saturday, June 27, 2009
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I complety understand what you are talking about :S
ReplyDelete"Go sit in a hole, screw a blow up dummy, and die. THANKS!"
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! I love this. I'm going to have to file that one away to use on the douchebags I work with. I so {heart} you.