Where Have I Been?

Where have I been out of California, that'll stay unknown. Oh yes, I'm doing a little Gossip Girl here- except everyone knows me. Shit.

Hint hint: NOT Jacksonville. See? Sneaky. Out of California, completely. In the USA, but out of Los Angeles 'n stuff.

I was only there for an overnight trip, real fun stuff. They're fun, used to do them all the time with my mom and sisters, we'd just drive away somewhere, or fly high like birds and Bob Marley.

:)

xoxo
Jess

Sorry Camilla<3

I came home early this morning from an out of California trip for a day and a half- and my sister Courtney's dog Skittles was here, who I'd totally forgotten about. After I noticed that Skittles was doing, I was screaming "Get the hell away from those! NO!" because they were Cami's clothes, and well Skittles was kind of well humping them.

Afterward, I heard my dog, Budda growling. I went into the room and checked, and noticed Skittles had thrown up on Camilla's clothes. Not good! They're expensive clothes, that are not mine. Stupid stupid dog, stupid dog. Courtney will obviously be the paying one, not my deal. Call me a bitch, not like I've never heard it before. ;)

So, sorry Camilla Belle Routh for your expensive clothes (including a Marc Jacobs bag,) being thrown up on... I'll give you $500 dollars for the bag, because um well my cat scratched it, and well yeah..

:)

xoxo
Jess

Relationships Suck

Around three weeks ago, I went back to my hometown of Jacksonville, Florida for a nice family visit. My friend Sam, who's had a crush on me forever (since Grade 3!) planned a date for us- which I was not too excited for. I said "I just got dumped," but he pushed it- big time.

So, he takes me to a beach and I was so telling him that this was being friends- no father than that, but what he did was so sweet, he got all my friends who were in Jacksonville that day there too :) I was in shock, I hadn't seen most of them since I graduated in 2005!

We were hanging out, and then my high school boyfriend came and talked to me, we were high school sweethearts. We only broke up because of modeling and I moved away, which is the same reason I broke up with my ex-fiancee and then boyfriend Connor (well we were together in LA,) because both of our jobs were starting out.

ANYWAY, they're both the biggest douche bags ever, fuck them all. Jake and I were together for three weeks, and today he drops the big douche bomb of "I've got to work all over the world for three months, 'babe' sorry it just won't work." well SCREW YOU you could've told me that a LOT earlier, asshole.

So now my message to you Jake Lan is this;

Go sit in a hole, screw a blow up dummy, and die. THANKS!

:D

xoxo
Jess

I'm SO Bored

The only reason I made this blog was for me- I think. Not really, my friend Daniela said I should make one and that she does it for fun. Whatever major l to the o to the OSER!

There's a 98% chance that I'll never use this again, and a 2% chance that I will use this again, who knows. I've never ever ever blogged before. Blegh.

---By the way, like the name? I thought I wouldn't be allowed to use it since some websites are careful about swearing, but it's allowed 'bitch' awesome for me right?

Well this is absolutely boring you now- so bye.

xoxo
Jess