Story of the Day

Just thought I'd share an old-school Jess Mayfield story, you know? This one is one of my personal favorite's, I've got to admit.

So... one time in Jacksonville when I was 17, my boyfriend threw this massive party at his house. Hundreds of people showed up and we were all drinking and drunk, having a great time. My friends and I were hanging out, drinking, I think I had like honestly 6 shots of Vodka and Tequila that night, and like 6 beers I was wrecked. So at one point my friend Kate and I were talking, then my boyfriend came and she left... so yeah my boyfriend were drunkly discussing things and making out, and then his ass-of-a-father who reminds me of Dan Scott, showed up.

He of course "busted us" for under age drinking, and this is how it went. "Underage drinking, huh?" he said, he looked evil.
"Go away, Dad." my boyfriend said, he was giving his dad a "what are you gonna do about it" face, it was hilarious. Then I started feeling really sick really fast, I felt terrible.. like super duper terrible. Then I said "Uh oh,"
and his ass-of-a-father goes "Yeah, 'uh oh' you're busted." and then I threw up ALL OVER THE DAD! My boyfriend was pissing himself laughing, and that dad's just like "What the HELL!" haha.

So then my friend had thrown up too so we went swimming... lol I know that's random.

:)

-J